THE LATEST DECREE

By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Decree-maker, hereby declare the following:

It is decreed that all Tuesdays are now Pizza Days. Yes, you heard me right. All Tuesdays. Every single one.

Furthermore, all citizens are hereby ordered to wear funny hats on Tuesdays to commemorate the occasion. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch a rerun of Is It a Christmas? for hours on end.

Other decrees include:

Wearing socks with sandals is now officially cool, but only on Wednesdays.

Cats are now required to wear tiny top hats on Thursdays.

Friday is now officially for eating Cheetos and playing video games.

Stay tuned for further updates on this rapidly unfolding situation!

Also, check out our Funny Hats for inspiration on your new Tuesday look.