As a seasoned expert in overly elaborate coffee drink preparation, I, Balthazar McSnazalot, have spent years studying the art of layering steamed milk onto an espresso shot.
Behold, my Lattés of Doom: a series of intricately crafted, over-caffeinated abominations that will blow the lid off your taste buds!
I start by selecting the finest, single-origin, fair-trade, organic coffee beans available, then proceed to conduct an exhaustive study of the optimal steaming ratio, and finish with a flourish of expertly crafted, Instagrammable design.
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Hire me to create a Latté of Doom for your special occasion!