Latte Overload: A Roast of the Unsustainable

Here are the rules for this ridiculous roast:

• Rule 1: Only the most pretentious baristas are allowed to make lattes.
• Rule 2: All milk must be poured from a height of at least 5 feet, for dramatic effect.
• Rule 3: The ratio of espresso to milk must be exactly 7:3, or it's not a latte.

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