LAUNCH MISSILE MAINTENANCE
This is the launch control room for our trusty "B-52" nuclear missile. We're currently in the middle of some scheduled maintenance. Please stand by.
Missile Repairs Safety Checklist Emergency ProceduresDon't touch any buttons, don't make any funny faces, and definitely don't try to launch any missiles. We mean it.
Currently, our engineers are busy replacing a busted capacitor. We'll have you know when it's safe to proceed.
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