Where the washing machine is a portal to another dimension, and the spin cycle is a vortex of doom.
Warning: Do not attempt to enter the laundry room unaccompanied. The Sis Boom Bah has been known to consume unwary souls in its depths.
Current Status:
Load: 42% full
Water: 75% full
Cycles: 3 remaining
Sub-Section: Sorting Woes, Suds Spectacle