Step 2 - The Sock Conspiracy
It's time to talk about the elephant in the room: socks. They're always disappearing, leaving you with a drawer full of lone singles and a nagging feeling of paranoia. But fear not, dear reader, for we're about to expose the truth behind the Sock Conspiracy.
Did you know that socks have been secretly controlling the world from behind the scenes? It's true! They've been manipulating your emotions, your thoughts, and even your laundry schedule.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the Sock Conspiracy and how you can join the fight against these dastardly sock overlords.
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