The Basics
Before you start, make sure you've got a solid grasp of the basics. Like, have you ever actually read the instructions on the stain remover box? No? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Laundry dye removal is not just about throwing some stuff at the stain and hoping for the best. It's an art. A delicate balancing act of chemistry and disappointment.
The Techniques
Here's the lowdown on our three main techniques:
- Bleach Bath Sabotage: This involves soaking your clothes in a bath of bleach and tears. It's like a bad breakup, but with more sodium hydroxide.
- Soap Napalm Tactics: This is where you attack the stain with soap and a blowtorch. It's like a bad breakup, but with more fire.
- Enzyme Enhanced Removal: This is where you call in the professionals, like a stain removal specialist. It's like a bad breakup, but with more lawyers.