Laundry Vortex Symptoms

Warning: The following are signs you're experiencing the Laundry Vortex.

1. Your socks have developed a life of their own.

You find yourself searching for matching socks in vain, only to discover they've formed a union and are now demanding equal rights.

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2. Your laundry basket has become a portal to another dimension.

Everytime you approach it, you hear the whispers of a thousand forgotten socks calling your name.

Explore the mysteries of the laundry basket

3. You're experiencing a strange sense of déjà vu while folding.

It's as if you've been folding these clothes before, but you know you haven't. It's like your brain is trying to tell you something.

Discuss the implications of déjà vu folding

Don't worry, it's just the Laundry Vortex. You're not alone.

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