Laundry Folding Tips

For the discerning brute, folding laundry is an art form. It's all about precision, finesse, and the occasional sacrifice of a few perfectly good socks.

Step 1: Sort by Color (and Sanity)

Don't even get us started on how much we hate folding a load of laundry that's been tossed in with the whites. Separate the delicates, the lights, and the darks. Your future self will thank you.

Sort by Color: The Art of Separation

Socks and the Great Sock Heist

Folding Techniques for the Truly Devoted

Step 2: Fold with Finesse (and a Pinch of Aggression)

Folding is not just about throwing clothes into a neat pile. It's about creating a work of art that will be admired for years to come. Or, at the very least, won't be immediately wrinkled.

Step 3: Fold with a Vengeance (and a Side of Anger)

You know what they say: "A brute's gotta do what a brute's gotta do." Don't let those pesky socks and towels get the best of you. Fold with the ferocity of a thousand folding machines.