Welcome, Young Ninja

You have been accepted into the prestigious Laundry Ninja Training Academy, where you will learn the ancient art of folding laundry with deadly precision. Our rigorous training program consists of 3 phases:

  1. Phase 1: Folding Fundamentals
  2. Phase 2: Advanced Fabric Folding Techniques
  3. Phase 3: Stealthy Sock Retrieval and Disposal

Learn more about Phase 1: Folding Fundamentals Learn more about Phase 2: Advanced Fabric Folding Techniques Learn more about Phase 3: Stealthy Sock Disposal Read the Laundry Ninja Code of Honor

Remember, a ninja is not just a master of stealth, but also a master of cleanliness. Your mission is to fold, fold, FOLD!

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Laundry Ninja Code of Honor

A ninja is a master of discipline, honor, and cleanliness. We hold our code sacred.

  1. Thou shalt fold thy garments with precision and speed.
  2. Thou shalt never leave a wrinkle unturned.
  3. Thou shalt always wear thy laundry ninja mask in the field.
  4. Thou shalt never reveal the location of the hidden sock drawer.