Appendix B: The Law of Unintended Consequences of Extreme Ironing

In this appendix, we explore the uncharted territories of Extreme Ironing, where the pursuit of the perfect fold becomes an all-consuming force. A force that drives individuals to push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in the name of achieving the most aerodynamic of creases.

But beware, for in the depths of this appendix, lies the danger of getting lost in the abyss of excessive starch consumption, where the only thing that matters is the number of pleats achieved.

For the faint of heart, proceed with caution, as the following subpages may lead to:

• Section 2: The Pleats of Despair
• Section 3: The Ironing-Fuelled Nightmare
• Section 4: The Cresses of Steel
• Section 5: The Quantum Ironing of Uncertainty