Lawyers: The Unreliable Narrators of the World

Welcome to the land of endless lawsuits and questionable ethics!

Here's a list of our esteemed lawyers, each with their own brand of shenanigans:

• Atty. General McSleazy: The lawyer who will sue you for looking at his picture.
• Sue-Happy Sue: The lawyer who will sue you for everything.
• Billing Discrepancy Bob: The lawyer who will charge you an arm and a leg for every little thing.
• Tort Lawyer Tina: The lawyer who will break your heart with her sob stories.
• Paralegal Palooza: The lawyer who will drown you in paperwork until you surrender.

Don't worry, we're not all bad... or are we?

Visit our sister site: Judgettes, where you can find our friends in the legal profession who will sentence you to a life of paperwork and disappointment.