Lawyers Are Like Thermometers
Lawyers are like thermometers, they're always taking your temperature, but they're not really interested in whether you're well or not. They're more interested in charging you for the privilege of taking it.
But, just like a thermometer, a lawyer's reading can fluctuate wildly. Today they're 37.5°C of empathy, but tomorrow they're 42.8°C of greed. Don't ask.
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