Layering 101: Because Your Artwork Looks Like It Was Made by a Kindergarten

Step 1: Start with a solid foundation. Not literally, we're talking about a canvas.

Step 2: Add layers of paint, but don't forget to add a layer of sarcasm. It's like, 10 layers deep in there.

Step 3: Because you clearly didn't learn from step 2, let's add some more paint.

Step 5: The final step, because 4 was too much work.