Layering 101: Because Your Artwork Looks Like It Was Made by a Kindergarten
Step 1: Start with a solid foundation. Not literally, we're talking about a canvas.
Step 2: Add layers of paint, but don't forget to add a layer of sarcasm. It's like, 10 layers deep in there.
Step 3: Because you clearly didn't learn from step 2, let's add some more paint.