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Le Gouda King is a mysterious figure shrouded in controversy.
He's a king who rules over a land of cheese.
His kingdom is known for its absurdly high cheese production.
Some say he's a tyrant, but we say he's just a gouda dad.
Le Gouda King's most epic quest was to eat 100 slices of cheese in one sitting.
Legend has it, he succeeded, but at a cost.
Some say he's still recovering.