1. Introduce new intern, Bob. He's from HR and will be doing... whatever it is HR does.
2. Discuss the meaning of life and the universe. (Seriously, we're a software development team, we have the answers.)
3. Decide which pizza topping is the best: pineapple or pepperoni. The fate of humanity will be decided.
4. Review the new "No meetings on Fridays" policy. Who thought that was a good idea, again?
Attendees: Bob (HR), John (Lead Developer), Sarah (Dev), Mike (Dev), and Alex (Intern).
Bob: "Uh, hi, everyone."
Sarah: "I think pineapple is the clear winner, but only if it's on a whole wheat crust."
Mike: "Pfft, you can't even. Pepperoni is where it's at."
John: "Actually, we should focus on the meaning of life first. Then we can worry about pizza toppings."
1. Bob: "I'll make sure to send out a company-wide email about the new policy... eventually."
2. John: "We need to schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the meaning of life."