Meet the mastermind behind the most mediocre team in the industry.
I'm the one who makes the coffee machine weep with tears of joy, the one who codes with reckless abandon, and the one who still can't figure out how to use the microwave without setting off the fire alarm.
Personal Stats:
- Code written: 1000+ lines per day (give or take a few dozen)
- Coffee consumed: enough to fuel a small army
- Code reviews given: 0 (because who needs feedback, anyway?}
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