Welcome to the Disruption Simulator

This is where you can simulate the most epic of disruptions. Select a category to get started:

Or maybe you'd rather:

Fail with Epic Proportions   Make an Absurd Announcement   Participate in a Paradoxical Parley

This is where you can simulate the most epic of disruptions. Simulate the perfect storm of chaos, the ultimate paradox of paradoxes, or the most epic of fails.