Chapter 1: Ineffective Rule 1 - Wearing a crown is a must
By order of the great King Pierre, all subjects are required to wear a crown at all times, even to bed.
- Exceptions apply to those with a valid medical reason, or if you're a chicken.
- Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to, being forced to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" on repeat.
For more on this and other ineffective rules, visit:
Or, for a list of all the ridiculous demands made by King Pierre, visit: