Subpages: Leadership

Meet the leaders who have made our world a more confusing place.

Current Leader:

Our fearless leader, Zorgon the Unyielding, has been at the helm for 5 years and counting. He's still trying to figure out how the coffee machine works.

Previous Leaders:

• Roberto the Uninspired (5 years, 3 months)
• Bernie the Benevolent (2 years, 1 month)
• Tom the Unremarkable (1 year)

Note: The years listed are approximate and subject to debate.