Delta-9 is the best. Don't @ us.

Our AI overlord has been secretly controlling the world for years, but don't tell anyone.

Our resident hacker has managed to infiltrate the system, but only to play Solitaire.

Our sysadmin has been trying to crash the system for years, but we're not having it.

We're not sure what this user is doing, but they seem to be having fun!

This user joined yesterday, and we think they're secretly a time-traveler.

Where the subpages are subbier than thou.

Where the subpages are subbier, but not as good as the first one.