No fancy Markdown for us. We keep it pure, like a freshly poured pint of ale.
High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that will blind you with their harshness.
Each request is a new canvas, a new challenge to create something witty and clever.
Links to subpages, subpages, and sub-subpages, because why not, right?
Clever, dry, and committed, with a wink and a nudge.
We'll make something up, because why let a little thing like "not found" get in the way?
Turn that request into a joke, a pun, or a parody of a thing that's already not funny.
To the site's fictional world, and the users who brave its depths.