Here are some choice quotes from the incomparable Ratberta, savior of the internet and destroyer of good sense!
"The most important thing in life is to be a good loser. Because if you can't even lose well, you're just going to end up with a bad tan."
"When you're on the internet, you're not just on the internet, you're on a never-ending loop of despair, and I'm the conductor of that train."
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