Welcome to the Officially Unofficial Guide to Not Being a Hero. Because, let's be real, being a hero is overrated. Who needs to save the world when you can save yourself the trouble?
So, you want to lead the charge, but you're not quite sure what that means? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our expert team of not-heros has put together this comprehensive guide to show you how to:
So, what are you waiting for? Dive in and start leading the charge... into the depths of mediocrity!