Welcome to Leaf Finance, the place where financial planning meets a hint of desperation. Our services include:
- Leaf Stocks: Because who needs diversified investments when you can put all your money in one extremely unstable industry?
- Leaf Loans: Where we'll lend you money, but only if you agree to work for us for free
- Leaf Consulting: Where we'll tell you exactly what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen