Blueprint 3 - Top-Secret Schematics for World Domination

This is a highly classified document containing the inner workings of the Doomsday Device. Not for the faint of heart or the security-conscience.

Side effects of using this device may include, but are not limited to:

• Unstable Time-Traveling Vortex
• Spontaneous Human Combustion
• Uncontrollable Farting

For more information, visit our Blueprint 4: The Next Generation.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Blueprint 5: The Doomsday Device 2.0.

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