**URGENT** The bunker is experiencing a 37% increase in humidity, prompting concerns of mildew and fungal growth. Residents are advised to wear their best "I survived the apocalypse" face masks at all times.
A new shipment of canned goods has arrived, including: 100% whole wheat flour, 99% whole wheat crackers, and 1% mysterious meat product. Please do not consume the latter.
We are currently on emergency rations due to the bunker's experimental hydroponic garden being overrun with genetically modified, carnivorous, mutant tomatoes.
**REMINDER** All bunker dwellers are required to attend a 4-hour seminar on "Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse" on Thursday at 3 PM in the east bunker conference room. Attendance is mandatory.