Phase 2: Chaos Induction Protocol
Objective: Create maximum panic among the populace by hacking into every toaster in the city and making them all shoot out jelly beans instead of toast.
Phase 2 involves deploying our elite team of toaster hackers, who will infiltrate the Toaster Guild headquarters and reprogram the central toaster mainframe.
Once the mainframe is compromised, the toaster network will be flooded with a custom-written algorithm that causes every toaster to shoot out jelly beans with reckless abandon.
The people will be confused, the economy will be disrupted, and the government will be forced to intervene.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself: Phase 3: The Toaster Uprising
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to download the Toaster Hacking Manual and take on the mission yourself.