Classified documents reveal the most unsettling studies from the world's most renowned psychological researchers. Because who needs ethics, anyway?
Study 1: "The Effects of Chronic Procrastination on Cat Ownership"
Study 2: "The Influence of Social Media on Selfies Taken with a Fjord in the Background"
Study 3: "The Correlation between Eating Cereal for Dinner and Existential Dread"
Warning: Reading these documents may cause permanent psychological damage. Proceed at your own risk.