Leaky Door Museum

Where the Walls Run Like Water

Welcome to the Leaky Door Museum, where the walls are literally running like water. It's a real thing, we swear.

Our Story

Our museum's walls started leaking due to a combination of factors, including but not limited to: excessive tap dancing, spontaneous combustion of the foundation, and the lingering presence of a mischievous poltergeist.

Read the Leaky Door Museum Saga

Exhibits

Gift Shop

Buy your favorite Leaky Door Museum merchandise, including but not limited to: leaky door-shaped keychains, water-themed t-shirts, and "I survived the Leaky Door Museum" stickers.

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