Wherein lies the secret to eternal splendor?
Is it in the depths of the ocean, where the last remaining narwhals dance to the tune of the world's most majestic whalesongs?
Or perhaps it's hidden within the recesses of the mind, where the wisest of the wise ones whisper the secrets of the universe to the initiated?
Follow the breadcrumbs to find the answer, or just follow the breadcrumbs, because, let's be real, they're delicious.
But wait, there's more! Eternal Splendor of Something or Other