Are you tired of just scratching the couch? Do you want to be a true feline master? Then read on!
Remember, a true feline master must always be prepared to defend against the forces of gravity and/or the mailman.
Stay tuned for more advanced techniques, including but not limited to:
Or, for the truly dedicated, try:
Feline Ninja Training: The Art of Sneaking Up on Your Prey
Remember, practice makes purr-fect, so don't be a cat-astrophe waiting to happen!