Welcome, feline enthusiasts! In this advanced course, we'll dive into the intricacies of the feline social hierarchy. It's a complex web of power and submission, where even the slightest misstep can result in a well-placed hairball.
To master the feline social hierarchy, you'll need to understand the delicate art of catnip diplomacy, whisker politics, and the subtle art of scratching post manipulation.
Take the next step: Feline Negotiation Skills Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, try: Feline Sabotage Techniques And, for the really adventurous: Feline Seduction Techniques (for the discerning cat lady/gentleman)