Advanced Feline Techniques

Defensive Positioning

A cat's ability to position themselves in the most advantageous spot on the couch, chair, or windowsill is a vital skill. It's not just about being lazy, it's about strategic territorial marking.

• Claim ownership by placing a hairball or two
• Establish a clear perimeter by placing a few strategically-placed hairs
• Defend your territory with a well-placed swat or two

Remember, it's not just about being a good cat, it's about being a great feline strategist.

Sneaky Pouncing

The art of catching your prey off guard. Whether it's a unsuspecting mouse or an unsuspecting human, a good sneaky pounce is essential for any feline.

• Choose your pounce wisely: when the coast is clear, strike!
• Aim for the ankles: they're the weakest point of defense
• Land softly, but strike hard: it's all about the surprise factor

Remember, practice makes purrfect: don't just pounce, but also recover from the occasional faceplant.