Find a sunbeam, claim it as your own. Use your paws to mark it as such. When woken, defend your spot.
Hyperlinks: Napping Techniques | Overlapping Protocol
Steal food when no one's looking. Always land on the most expensive item first.
Hyperlinks: Food Napping Tactics | Stealing the Biscuit
Find a spot, mark it with your scent. Use your paws to create a border of fur.
Hyperlinks: Napping Spot Optimization | Fur Borders
Use your claws to shred the bed. Make sure to shred the expensive sheets first.
Hyperlinks: Bed Shredding Techniques | Expensive Sheets
Use your nose to detect the presence of humans. When they enter the room, pretend to be sleeping.
Hyperlinks: Human Detection Systems | Pretending to Sleep