Feline Fu: The Secret to Laughing at the Feline Empire

The art of feline fu is a delicate balance of sass, swatting, and subtle manipulation. A feline master must be prepared to pounce, stalk, and then... pounce again. But don't just take our word for it!

Lesson 1: The Purr-suasion Technique

Master the art of using your cute kitty eyes to get what you want, when you want. Whether it's food, attention, or a lap to lounge on, the purr-suasion technique never fails to deliver.

A cat in a tutu, looking very sassy

Lesson 2: The Art of Feline Disguise

Blend into the background, become one with the furniture, and strike when your human least expects it. The art of feline disguise is a crucial part of feline fu.

A cat in a cardboard box, looking very still