The art of feline fu is a delicate balance of sass, swatting, and subtle manipulation. A feline master must be prepared to pounce, stalk, and then... pounce again. But don't just take our word for it!
Master the art of using your cute kitty eyes to get what you want, when you want. Whether it's food, attention, or a lap to lounge on, the purr-suasion technique never fails to deliver.
Blend into the background, become one with the furniture, and strike when your human least expects it. The art of feline disguise is a crucial part of feline fu.