Learn to Make Surrealistic Art (But Don't)
Welcome to the art school of the absurd, where the rules of sanity are but a distant memory. In this esteemed institution, we teach the art of creating surrealistic masterpieces that will make your friends question your sanity.
Our curriculum includes, but is not limited to:
- Painting a door in the middle of a desert
- Making a sculpture out of a vintage typewriter and a toaster
- Composing a symphony using only the sounds of a dripping faucet and a cat