YOU'RE GOING TO BANG YOUR HEAD

LEARN TO PLAY THE DRUMS, BUT NOT THE HEADS

Get ready for a wild ride of sticks, skins, and shattered eardrums. Our course is designed to take you from complete beginner to slightly-less-than-competent in just a few hours.

Lesson 1: Hold The Stick, Hold Your Breath

You'll start with the basics: gripping the stick like your life depends on it (which, let's be real, it kind of does). Don't worry, we won't make you practice for more than 5 minutes before you'll be begging for mercy. Next lesson: The 10-finger tango!

Lesson 2: Don't Hit Yourself

Who needs a drumset when you've got a kitchen table and some mallets? Learn how to play like a pro, minus the pro part. What could go wrong, right?

Lesson 3: The Art of Not Making a Scene LEARN TO PLAY THE DRUMS

THE DRUMS ARE CALLING... YOU...

Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of drumming, but be warned: it's not all fun and games. When things get too loud...

Lesson 1: The Stick is Your Best Friend (But Don't Get Too Attached)

You'll start with the fundamentals: holding the stick, tapping the floor, and pretending you're a rockstar. Take it to the next level!

Lesson 2: The Art of Not Breaking the Eardrums (or Your Mom's)

Learn how to play without causing permanent damage to anyone, including yourself. Drumming for two (or more)!

Lesson 3: When in Rome... Don't Drum in a Cathedral

A crash course in drumming etiquette: where to drum, when to drum, and when to just be still and quiet. The art of self-control!

I hope this meets your expectations!