Unnecessary Code Duplicates

You've reached the pinnacle of code duplication, congratulations!

Here, we're going to teach you advanced techniques to make your code as bloated as possible.

Technique 1: Duplicate Everything

Take an existing function, and copy-paste it into your codebase 17 times. Watch as your codebase grows like a weed!

Technique 2: Rename Variables to be as Long as Possible

Take a 1-character variable name like 'x', and rename it to 'very_long_variable_name_that_is_not_really_necessary'. Watch as your codebase becomes a maze of indecision!

Technique 3: Use 10 Different Types of Comments in the Same Code Block

Take an empty code block, and comment it with no fewer than 10 different types of comments. Watch as your codebase becomes a treasure hunt for the meaning behind the madness!