Advanced Destructive Tendencies
You're doing it again, aren't you? You're taking your skills to the next level, and that's great! But, let's talk about how to channel your energy into something more... constructive.
Here are some tips to help you take your destructive tendencies to the next level, without, you know, breaking anything:
- Practice your destructive skills on inanimate objects, like that old toaster in the garage or the neighbor's mailbox.
- Join a local demolition derby, where you can legally break things with the best of 'em.
- Consider a career in demolition, where you can break things for a living (just kidding, that's not a real thing).
But, if you're still having trouble controlling your urge to break things, try our Advanced Tolerance Training course.
Or, you know, just don't.