Chapter 1: Emergency Response Protocols
Don't Panic (Yet)
For the accident-prone individual, it's essential to remain calm under fire. A well-placed "Oh no, not again!" can be a good start, but don't let it get you into trouble. Take a few deep breaths, put on your thinking cap, and let's get to the repair shop.
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Chapter 2: Basic Repair Tools and Techniques
Tape, Duct, and Prayer
Not just any tape will do, mind you. For the accident-prone individual, only the finest duct tape, electrical tape, and packing tape will do. Don't be stingy; invest in the good stuff.