Subpage 6: Creating a New Protocol for a Non-Existent Problem

Welcome to the Completely Pointless Communications Protocol, a new and exciting way to communicate with yourself, but not actually do anything.

Subpage 7: Over-Engineering for No Need - Because sometimes, you just need to do more of a thing that doesn't need to be done.

This subpage is part of the Learn to Stop Breaking Things series, because you clearly need a lot of help.

The Completely Pointless Communications Protocol (CPCP) is a new and innovative way to send messages to yourself, but not really do anything else.

With CPCS, you can send yourself messages, but only if you're in the same room as the computer, and only if you're not doing anything else that's actually important.

Features of the CPCS include:

Self-sent messages only work if you're not eating a sandwich.
You'll never get any work done because you'll be too busy sending messages.
It uses 100% of the bandwidth, because who needs internet for actual things?

Join us on the Forums to discuss the many benefits and drawbacks of the CPCS.

Or, you know, just do something else. Like, actually do something useful, but where's the fun in that?