Advanced Techniques: Sabotaging Social Classes

Sabotage is not just about blowing things up; it's about understanding the intricate dance of social hierarchy.

• Disrupt the coffee shop social hierarchy: Start by ordering a venti-sized iced coffee with exactly 4 creams and 5 sugars. The barista will be confused.
• Turn a casual dinner party into a debate club: Insist on discussing the finer points of existential dread and the meaninglessness of life.
• Crash a high school homecoming dance: Create a fake social media account with a fake profile picture of a popular student. Post an embarrassing selfie of yourself in a tutu, and watch as the real student is forced to explain.
• Derail a yoga class: Insist on doing downward-facing dog with your feet on the instructor, and your hands grasping for a nearby ceiling fan.
• Subvert a business meeting: Write a 10-page memo in crayon on the importance of napping.
• Upset a wedding reception: Insist on doing the Macarena during the bouquet toss.