You know the one. The cat that's been terrorizing your neighborhood. Always knocking over vases and scattering catnip everywhere.
Well, we're here to help. Our expert team of certified Cat-astrophe Specialists will guide you through the process of avoiding the angry cat and its wrath.
But be warned: our methods may not be 100% effective. In fact, they're probably 0% effective. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
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And that's it! With these three steps, you'll be well on your way to avoiding the angry cat's wrath. Or, you know, you'll just end up like everyone else: broken, bruised, and covered in cat hair.
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