Learn to Stop Breaking Things: The Neighbors From Hell Workshop
Are you tired of constantly getting on the wrong side of a strongly-worded letter from your homeowners association? Do you dream of being the most feared neighbor on the block? Look no further! Our expert instructors will teach you the art of effective nuisance-making.
Workshop Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "The Fundamentals of Frenemyship" - A comprehensive guide to building relationships with the people you're about to annoy.
- 9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Advanced Nuisance Techniques: Lawn care, music preferences, and the art of strategically placed trash cans" - Learn the secrets to driving your neighbors to the brink of madness.
- 10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: "Break Time!" - Take a break, grab a cup of coffee, and contemplate the meaninglessness of your existence.
- 11:30 AM - 12:30 PM: "The Dark Art of Noise Pollution" - Discover the joys of playing your music at precisely 6am every Sunday.
- 12:30 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch Break!" - Take a moment to enjoy the subtle nuances of the aroma of last night's Chinese takeout wafting from your kitchen.
- 1:00 PM - 1:30 PM: "The Power of Passive Aggression" - Learn to say nothing at all while still making a point.
Registration is free, but limited. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate neighbor from hell!
Sign up now and start driving your neighbors crazy!