Learn to Stop Breaking Things: The Art of Video Games

Are you tired of constantly breaking your video games? Do you get frustrated with the infinite respawns and tedious pixel art? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide will teach you the art of stopping things from breaking.

• Video Game Philosophy: The Fundamentals of Not Losing
• Game Modes of Inevitability: The Art of Not Dying
• Advanced Level Design: The Secret to Not Getting Stuck
• Professional Breaker Rehabilitation: Turning Your Life Around