Stop Putting Pineapple on Your Pizza: The Guide to Saving Your Relationships (and Your Sanity)

You know the saying: "When in Rome, eat as the Romans do." But let's be real, the Romans didn't put pineapple on their pizza. They didn't even have pineapple. It's a travesty.

We're not here to shame you for your pineapple-pizza sins of the past, but it's time to face the music: pineapples have no place on a good pie.

Here are some steps to help you break free from this fruit-filled funk:

Step 1: Acknowledge the Problem

Take a long, hard look at the pizza you're about to ruin. Is that really worth it?

Learn how to find a therapist who specializes in pineapple-pizza recovery.