You're a Ghost!

Welcome, spectral friend! It's time to face the music: you're a ghost, and it's not just a phase. You're a real, honest-to-goodness, ectoplasmic entity with a penchant for scaring the living daylights out of people.

Tips for the Undead

• Don't bother trying to get a loan, banks won't give credit to ghosts.
• Invest in a good exorcist - it's a tough job market out there.
• Learn to make a mean 'boo' sound - it's a real conversation starter.
• Develop a hobby, like collecting ectoplasmic artifacts or haunting the local library.

For more tips, visit Haunting the Neighbors.