Learning to Cook (But Not Really)

This is a comprehensive guide to not cooking, but still somehow managing to eat.

Whether you're a seasoned chef or a novice who can barely microwave water, this site has got you covered.

Start with our Bad Cooking Habits page to learn the art of setting off your fire alarm every 5 minutes while trying to deep fry a frozen pizza.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Can of Soup Recipes page for the ultimate in culinary innovation: eating the same can of soup every night for a week straight.

Remember, practice doesn't make perfect, so don't bother trying too hard.

Go ahead, give us a emergency call if you get stuck.