Subpage: Lease Renewal Terms

By signing below, you agree to the following absurd and highly specific terms:

Article 1: You must pay us in exact change. We do not accept credit or debit cards. If you try to use those, we will call the cops.

Article 2: You are not allowed to have more than three plants in your apartment. Any more than that is just asking for trouble.

Article 3: You must wear a different colored jumpsuit on every Tuesday. We like the way you look in that one with the stars on it.

By clicking the big red button below, you are acknowledging that you have read and agreed to these terms. Don't say we didn't warn you.